Better Safe Than Sorry: Protect Your Household with a Raygun

When aliens bust into your humble abode to steal your silverware, you might want to take advantage of the 2nd amendment and arm yo'self with one of these fine Rayguns. Weta Originals is selling them within the next year, including the ManMelter 3600ZX, the Goliathon 83, FMOM Industries Wave Disrupter Gun. They're built by David Tremont, who's made props for Lord of the Rings and King Kong. So if you're looking for a Raygun that'll blast away giant monkeys going apeshit or evil wizard dudes, this is probably your weapon of choice.– James Lee

Aqua FM TX Pro Snorkel For Underwater Communication and Dance

Do you have a communication problem? Do others say you just aren't listening? Chances are you're either a jerk, or you're underwater. If it's the latter, you can use the Aqua FM TX Pro so people on land can talk to you just fine. The active mouthpiece works when bit down on, transferring sound through your teeth and bones to your inner ear, where the vibration gets converted into sound by your brain—the same way it works normally.

Now swim coaches can give instruction to their swimmers while they're in the water, or, you can set the mouthpiece to listen to FM radio or a MP3/CD device to listen to music in the water. A set of one snorkel and one transmitter is available for $249.99. – Jason Chen

Midland GXT500 two-way radio

“Your need for a radio and earpiece depends on who you’re working with. If I’m the only one here, who am I going to talk to? That would just be frontin’. If you’re by yourself and you have an earpiece in, it’s like, Who the hell are you talking to?”

Optional item : Midland AVP-H3 headset